Well, well, well, lookie here! They done gone and made another one of them fancy Patek Philippe watches. This one here, they call it the Calatrava 6007G-011. Heard some folks talking ’bout it down at the general store the other day. Said it was somethin’ special. You can buy it online, on the internet. They got a store up there in the clouds or something. It is an online store.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these highfalutin time-tellin’ machines. But I seen a few in my day. This one, the Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011, it’s all shiny and new. They say it’s made of white gold. Fancy, huh? I reckon it costs more than my whole darn house!
I heard some youngin talk about it online. It is Patek Philippe. You know that. It is the Calatrava. You know that, too. It is 6007G-011. That is a new one, I reckon. It ain’t like the old ones. This here Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011, they say it’s got a different… whatchamacallit… caliber? Yeah, that’s it. A different caliber. Must be somethin’ important. Makes it tick different, I suppose.
They say this Calatrava 6007G-011 is part of some kinda collection. Like how I collect them little porcelain chickens. Cept this here collection is a whole lot more expensive, I betcha. They call it the Calatrava collection. Sounds important, don’t it? Like it’s got a whole lotta history behind it. This Patek Philippe, they been around a long time, makin’ these fancy watches.
This new Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011, I seen a picture of it. It is real pretty. But, I do not know what it means. Just like my old clock. It has all these hands on it. This 6007G-011. It’s got a big hand and a little hand. I think. And a real skinny one that goes round and round real fast. I guess that’s how you tell the time.
I heard it’s got somethin’ called an “automatic movement.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? This Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011. I reckon that means it winds itself up. Like magic! Don’t gotta do nothin’ to it. Just wear it around and it keeps on tickin’. My old clock, you gotta wind it up every day. Or it stops.
- This Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011, it’s got jewels in it, too.
- Not like the ones in my earrings.
- They say it’s got thirty of ’em.
- Must be mighty pretty inside.
- But I reckon you ain’t supposed to open it up and look.
Now, some folks, they buy these Patek Philippe watches not just to tell time. They say they’re a good… “investment.” Like buyin’ land or somethin’. They say these watches, some of ’em, they go up in price over time. This Calatrava 6007G-011, maybe it will. I don’t know. It is an online store exclusive, maybe. I ain’t no financial advisor. Just tellin’ ya what I heard. And this is from Patek Philippe. It is a big name, I reckon.
They got other ones, too. These Patek Philippe folks. They got one called the “Nautilus.” And another one called the “Aquanaut.” And this here Calatrava. They’re all supposed to be good investments. So they say. This 6007G-011 is a Calatrava. I heard that name a lot. It must be good.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this here Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011. It’s a fancy watch. It’s made of white gold. It is from an online store. It’s got a newfangled caliber. It’s automatic. It’s got jewels. And it might be a good investment. Maybe. If you got the money for it. Which I surely don’t!
But if you do, and you’re lookin’ for a fancy watch, this Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011 might be the one for you. You can buy it at their online store. They say it is good. You can look it up online. You can find the Patek Philippe online store. There you can find it. This 6007G-011. Just don’t come askin’ me to explain how it works. ‘Cause I ain’t got a clue! I just know it is a Patek Philippe.
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