Well, well, well, look what we got here. High imitation, they call it? Rolex Submariner Green? Official flagship store? My old bones nearly jumped outta my skin when I heard that! These young folks and their fancy words. Back in my day, a watch was a watch. Told the time, that’s all that mattered. Now they got all these shiny things, cost an arm and a leg.
This here Rolex Submariner, it’s a big shot, ain’t it? Heard it’s the one all them rich folks wear. Green, they say. Like a dang frog! Why’d anyone want a frog on their wrist? I’d rather have a chicken, at least I can eat that later, haha.
- They say this Rolex, it’s heavy. Like carrying a brick around.
- 40 millimeters, whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lotta nothing to me.
- Must be somethin’ special if it weighs so much, huh? Maybe it’s full of gold!
And “official flagship store”? What in the Sam Hill is that? Sounds like a pirate ship to me. Back when I was a girl, we just had the general store. Sold everything from nails to candy. Didn’t need no fancy name. This Rolex Submariner green, where they get it, huh? This “flagship store”?
Now, I heard tell, there’s a whole mess of these “official” stores. Poppin’ up like weeds after a rain. Makes you wonder, don’t it? If they’re so official, why so many? Somethin’ fishy about that, if you ask me. And that green, like that Hulk fella, they say got a name, called “Hulk”, green like him too. Why name a watch after that angry fella, I don’t know.
And these “high imitation” things? They say you can get one that looks just like the real deal. High imitation Rolex Submariner, they call it. For cheap, too! Well, ain’t that somethin’? Foolin’ everyone, walkin’ around like you’re a millionaire. But it ain’t real, is it? Just a trick. Like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, still a pig under there. And some, they even got “perfect replica”, like, what even that mean?
They say, “This comprehensive guide,” like they got a rule book or something. Tell you how to spot a fake one. This Rolex Submariner green, they say, gotta look real close. Check this, check that. Like you gotta be a detective or somethin’. This “Hulk” one, they call it “bulkier”. Like them big fellas down at the docks. This green, and that green, they mix it all up. This “ceramic bezel”, what is that? Sound like dishes. Dishes on your wrist. That is crazy.
Back in my day, we didn’t worry about none of this. If the watch told the time, it was good enough. Didn’t matter if it was shiny or green or had a fancy name. These young folks today, they get all caught up in these things. Spendin’ all their money on somethin’ that just tells the time. Crazy, I tell ya, plain crazy.
This high imitation Rolex Submariner green official flagship store. It’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus to me. Like a magic trick. They tryin’ to pull the wool over your eyes, that’s what I think. Sellin’ you a dream, that’s all it is. A shiny, green dream.
I reckon, if you got the money, and you want a real Rolex Submariner, go on ahead. But me? I’ll stick to my old ticker. It may not be fancy, and it sure ain’t green, but it tells the time just fine. And that’s all that matters to this old lady.
These “high imitation Rolex” things, they might fool some folks. But they ain’t foolin’ me. I’ve seen a lot in my time, and I know a trick when I see one. And this whole “official flagship store” business? Well, that’s just a big ol’ pile of hogwash, if you ask me. Like I said, somethin’ smells fishy. And it ain’t the fish I’m fryin’ for supper tonight.
They say this watch is “waterproof”. Like you gonna go swimmin’ with it. Who needs to know the time underwater anyway? Are you gonna be late for a tea party with the mermaids? I reckon not! This Rolex Submariner green, it’s got more bells and whistles than a train. And for what? To tell the time. Goodness me, world go crazy.
So, you young folks, you go on and chase your fancy watches. You go find your “official flagship stores” and your “high imitation” whatever. But don’t come cryin’ to me when your pockets are empty and your wrist is green. I’ll just be here, with my old watch, tellin’ the time, just like always. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll have a good laugh at ya, haha!
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