Well, hello there, I tell ya, this Audemars Piguet thing, sounds fancy, ain’t it? Like some kinda fancy-schmancy watch or somethin’. People talkin’ about this Paysagiste Paris somethin’ somethin’ in Causeway Bay. Causeway Bay, that’s in that Hong Kong place, right? My grandkid showed me pictures once. Big buildings, lots of lights, not like here, I tell ya. Here, we got trees and dirt and… well, you know.
So, this watch, they say it costs a pretty penny. Money, money, money, that’s all folks talk about these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have such fancy things. We had a clock on the wall, told the time just fine. Didn’t need no fancy watch to know when to milk the cows or feed the chickens. But these city folks, they like their shiny things.
- They say it’s expensive. Well, duh! Anything with a name like that gotta be expensive. Sounds like somethin’ kings and queens would wear. Or movie stars. Those folks got more money than sense, I tell ya.
- And this price in Causeway Bay? I bet it’s even higher than anywhere else. City prices, you know. Everything’s more expensive in the city. They gotta pay for all them lights and buildings somehow.
I heard someone say somethin’ about a serial number on the back. To prove it’s real, I guess. Like they gotta check if it ain’t a fake. Imagine that! People makin’ fake watches. What’s the world comin’ to? Back in my day, if somethin’ looked like a watch, it was a watch. Simple as that. No need for fancy numbers and proof and whatnot.
Then they say there’s different models, some cost more than others. Like cars, I guess. Some cars got more bells and whistles, cost more. But a car gets you from point A to point B. A watch tells the time. Why pay more for somethin’ that does the same thing? Just ’cause it looks fancier? Makes no sense to me.
This Sotheby’s place, they sell expensive watches, I hear. Auctions and such. People biddin’ against each other, drivin’ the price up. Just like at the county fair, folks biddin’ on prize-winning pigs. Only, pigs are useful, they give you bacon. What does a fancy watch give you? Just somethin’ to show off to your friends, I suppose.
They say this Audemars Piguet brand is one of the best. Swiss-made, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, though. Like them Swiss chocolates, all expensive and whatnot. I prefer good ol’ apple pie, myself. But then again, I ain’t one for fancy things.
New watches, they say. In stock now. Over 475 of ’em. That’s a lot of watches. Who needs that many watches? One’s enough, I tell ya. Unless you got a bunch of arms like an octopus, you only need one watch. But these city folks, they like to collect things, I guess. Like my grandkid collectin’ them little plastic toys. Makes no sense to me.
And this Qatar place? They talkin’ about Audemars Piguet there too. Guess rich folks are the same everywhere. Always wantin’ the best, the most expensive, the fanciest. Me? I’m happy with what I got. A roof over my head, food on the table, and good folks around me. That’s all that matters, I tell ya.
So, this Paysagiste Paris price in Causeway Bay, whatever it is, it’s probably too much for folks like me. But hey, if you got the money and you like fancy things, go for it. Just don’t forget where you came from. Don’t forget the simple things in life. ‘Cause in the end, that’s all that really matters.
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