Well, lemme tell ya ’bout these here fancy watches, the Audemars Piguet, or whatever they call ’em. Folks say they’re real nice, all shiny and such. But, lordy, they sure do cost a pretty penny!
See, they got these different kinds, like the Rolex and this other one, the Audemars. People say the Audemars is way more expensive. Like, way more than the Rolex! Guess it’s ’cause it’s fancier or somethin’. Don’t make much sense to me, a watch is a watch, ain’t it? Tells ya the time, right?
Now, they got all sorts of prices on these Audemars watches. Heard tell you can find some old ones, from way back when, for less than 2… well, they didn’t say two what, but it’s gotta be a lot, right? But then they say the average price is somethin’ like 37,000! Thirty-seven thousand dollars! Can you believe it? For a watch! Some of ’em even go up to 330,000! Imagine that!
- Heard tell they got these special ones, the Royal Oak somethin’ somethin’. In Singapore, they say it’s 25,078… dollars again, I reckon.
- Then there’s this other Royal Oak, a bigger one, for 34… somethin’. Must be more expensive ’cause it’s bigger, right?
- And then, oh my goodness, this other fancy one, with all them gears showin’, it’s 774,211! For a watch! Land sakes, what are they thinkin’?
Now, if you wanna buy one of these watches in Hong Kong, seems like they got ’em there too. One of ’em, a Royal Oak somethin’ somethin’, they say it’s 696,036… more money than I’ve ever seen! But they say if you buy it, they’ll send it to ya nice and safe.
Folks say you can buy these watches used too, like hand-me-downs or somethin’. There’s this place in Singapore, they got all sorts of fancy used watches, Audemars and Rolex and all that. They say they’re honest and the prices are clear, whatever that means. Guess they don’t try to trick ya.
Now, how do you pay for these things? Well, they say any payment, even if you put down a deposit, that’s how you pay. But I don’t know about puttin’ down deposits on watches that cost more than a whole farm!
Seems to me, these watches are for rich folks, the ones with money to burn. Me? I’ll stick with my old trusty clock on the wall. It tells the time just fine and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg!
But hey, if you got the money and you want a fancy watch, that’s your business. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you realize you spent a fortune on somethin’ that just tells the time!
Tags: Audemars Piguet, Rolex, price, Singapore, Hong Kong, luxury watches, payment, Royal Oak, Chronograph, vintage
