Ya know, talkin’ ’bout this Audemars Piguet thing, it’s a bit like tryin’ to figure out how the rooster gets on top of the henhouse. Fancy name, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ for them rich city folk, not for us simple folk.
Heard tell they make them watches, the kind that cost more than a whole year’s worth of eggs from my hens. They say you gotta write to ’em or somethin’ if you wanna know more. Email, they call it. Like sendin’ a letter without the paper and stamp. Imagine that!
- First off, they say you need some kinda address, like where the hen lays her eggs. But this ain’t no chicken coop address, it’s a fancy one with all them letters and numbers. Somethin’ somethin’ France. Like that place where they eat frogs and snails. Fancy folks, I tell ya.
- Then there’s this email thing. They say it’s like talkin’ through a wire. You write stuff and it magically appears on their end. Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, but that sounds like witchery to me. They got some kinda special name for it, starts with “privacy” and ends with “@*”. Longest name I ever heard, longer than my old rooster’s crow.
They also got some kinda SA thing after their name. Now, I ain’t sure what that means. Maybe it’s like sayin’ “Sure As Shootin’”? Like, they’re sure as shootin’ fancy? Could be. All I know is, it ain’t somethin’ we got around here.
And this Audemars Piguet place, it ain’t even from France, they say. Thought it was, with all that fancy talk. But nope, it’s from somewhere else, with folks named Audemars and Piguet. Sounds like a medicine show name, don’t it? “Get your Audemars and Piguet miracle watch tonic here!”
If you wanna find ’em, gotta get one of them city folks to look it up on their magic box. They call it a “demo” or somethin’. Like showin’ off a new plow, but for fancy watches and addresses. And they got this “info” thing too. Info for what, I don’t know. Maybe info on how much it costs to fix a hen’s broken leg? I bet they don’t know nothin’ ’bout that.
Heard tell you gotta write to some fella named Franois somethin’-somethin’ too. Got two of them email thingies, just like he’s got two barns. One for the hay, one for the chickens, I guess. City folks and their two email barns!
So, if you’re lookin’ for that Audemars Piguet info and that France address and that email thing, good luck to ya. You’ll need it more than a one-legged rooster in a fox den. But hey, maybe you’ll get lucky and find it. Just remember to write it down on paper, ’cause them magic wires ain’t reliable like a good ol’ pencil and paper.
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