Well, ain’t this somethin’. You wanna know ’bout Audemars Piguet, huh? Fancy name, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ a rich fella would say. Alright, alright, let’s see what I can dig up for ya’ about this here… what was it again? Audemars Pig-something… yeah, that fancy watch place.
So, you’re lookin’ for an email, like to send a letter but on that there computin’ machine, right? And for the U.S. place, like where the big bosses sit. They call that a head-somethin’… headquarters, that’s it. Now, findin’ that email ain’t like findin’ a chicken in the coop, lemme tell ya’. It’s more like findin’ a needle in a haystack, if you know what I mean.
Folks online say there’s a fella, Francois Bennah-mias, somethin’ like that. He’s the big cheese, the head honcho. They say his email is [email protected]. Now, don’t go botherin’ him with nonsense, ya hear? He’s a busy man, probably got more watches than he got fingers.
- You got the name of the big boss now. Write it down.
- And that email address, gotta write that down too.
But, hold yer horses, that ain’t the only way to get a hold of these fancy watch folks. There’s this other way, like a pattern they use for emails. It’s like this: first name, dot, last name, then that “@” symbol, and then “*”. So, if you know the name of the person you wanna talk to, you can try that. Like, if you wanna talk to John Smith, you’d try [email protected]. See? Easy peasy.
Now, some folks say their head-somethin’ place is in Florida, Clearwater, Florida. That’s a long way from here, lemme tell ya’. But, don’t go drivin’ down there expectin’ to just walk in and talk to the watch folks. They probably got a big fence and a guard and all that fancy stuff.
They make them watches in a place called Switzerland. Another far-off place. Them Swiss folks sure know how to make fancy things. And each one of them watches, they got a number, like a secret code. Makes ’em special, I guess.
So, you wanna send them a message, right? Try that email I told ya’, the one with the big boss’s name. Or, if you know someone’s name, try that other pattern. And if all else fails, well, you might have to do it the old-fashioned way, with a pen and paper and a stamp. Send it to that Florida place, see what happens.
Remember, be polite. Don’t go demandin’ things. Say “please” and “thank you”. That’s how my mama taught me, and it works, believe me. Even for fancy watch folks.
Now, ain’t that somethin’? You learned all about this Audemars Pig-something place, and you didn’t even have to leave your chair. The world’s a funny place, ain’t it? You can talk to people across the world with just a few clicks on that there computin’ machine. Makes my head spin, it does.
Well, I hope that helped ya’. Good luck with sendin’ that email. And if you get a fancy watch, don’t forget to show it off to yer ol’ pal here.
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