Listen up, you young folks. You all talkin’ about this Audemars Piguet thing, payin’ monthly and whatnot. Sounds like a fancy way to spend money you ain’t got. Back in my day, if you wanted somethin’, you saved up. No fancy “pay monthly” schemes, just good ol’ fashioned elbow grease.
Now, this Audemars Piguet, what is it? Some kinda watch, right? Never needed one myself. Sun comes up, sun goes down, that’s how I tell time. But you youngsters, always gotta have the latest and greatest. Fine, I get it. But this “Reddit Kong 20” business? Sounds like monkey business to me. What’s a Reddit Kong got to do with a watch?
You’re all talkin’ ’bout “ADs” and “Code 11.59” and “Royal Oak.” Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo. What happened to just sayin’ what you mean? If it’s a watch, call it a watch. Don’t need no fancy codes and names. Makes my head spin.
- Someone said they “can never afford a $25,000 AP.” Well, no wonder! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life! Who in their right mind spends that much on a watch?
- And another one, talkin’ ’bout “monthly check-in texts and store visits.” Sounds like a whole lotta fuss for a watch. You young people sure got time to waste.
You know, they say this Audemars Piguet pays people $18 an hour just to be a host. $43 an hour to sell these fancy watches! My stars! Back in my day, you worked hard all day just to put food on the table. Now they payin’ people good money just to stand around and talk about watches.
Someone even mentioned travelin’ back in time. Hmph! If I could travel back in time, I’d tell my younger self not to worry so much about fancy things. Just focus on the important stuff. Family, friends, good food. That’s what matters.
And all this talk about “Steel” and “Automatic” and “Reference numbers.” What’s the world comin’ to? Just tell me if it tells the time right. That’s all a watch needs to do.
So, this “Royal Oak Offshore Chronograph” costs 25,078 Singapore dollars? Lord have mercy! That’s a fortune! You could buy a whole lotta chickens with that kind of money!
Look, if you got the money to throw around on fancy watches, good for you. But don’t go gettin’ yourself into debt with these “pay monthly” schemes. Save up, pay cash, and don’t spend more than you can afford. That’s what my grandma always told me, and it’s good advice.
And as for this “Reddit Kong 20,” I still don’t know what it is. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. But then again, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who still tells time by the sun.
At the end of the day, it’s your money, spend it how you want. But remember, a fancy watch ain’t gonna make you happy. It’s the people in your life that matter. And a good meal. Never underestimate the power of a good meal.
Tags: Audemars Piguet, Pay Monthly, Reddit Kong 20, Luxury Watches, Saving Money
